Ain't nobody got moves like these!

So, an anonymous reader posed a question to me in the word of wisdom section of my Dance 360 post:

MiniBruce, I need a dance instructor. Can you teach me how to master those moves?

Well, with the new schedule that I am currently commited to, I am unable to open my door to people looking for tips on being straight up sexy, incredibly kick-ass, or even fantastically philosophical. So, I am unable to provide you with the instruction on moves like mine. For that I am sorry. But I will suggest this... Bob Rizzo's Hip Hop Fuzion w/ Greg Russell. Now, that's an instructional video if I ever saw one. I mean, just look at that title... it just screams b-boy, doesn't it? Plus, look at the cover that sports the picture of Greg Russell... oh, you know his moves are deadly. I know, you're probably thinking, "He looks like that dork at my highschool that everyone used to beat up... even the cheerleaders. But then one year, he showed up on the first day looking like a backup dancer for the Backstreet Boys and talking like he was in the biz... until he got the white boy funk smacked outta him by the real breakers!!" Yea, he may look like that, but this boy got the skills to pay the bills.

Ok, I'm lying... this guy sucks.The truth is, you wanna know how to master these moves? It ain't gonna happen, 'cause ain't nobody got moves like these!! But if you wanna get some tips on how to break into breakin'... pun intended... then go here: How To Breakdance. Good luck in your journey to master the moves, whoever you are.